#Boa vs python game movie#

The blonde waitress chick totally digs Broddick.ДҐ. The girlfriend (Eve) is no better and possibly worse.Д¤. The skeezy guy (Ramon) is so not getting paid enough to put up with the creepy boyfriend (Broddick).ДЈ. Over the course of the short conversation, we can infer a number of interesting things.ДЎ.

#Boa vs python game movie#

In an attempt at foreshadowing or dramatic irony or some other concept that the writers and directors of this movie donвЂ™t seem to have a clear grasp on, the вЂvillainвЂ™ of the fight is вЂThe PythonвЂ™ and the вЂheroвЂ™ is вЂThe BoaвЂ™.ДЄll of the above goes on as the skanky girl gets upset over a scantily clad blonde waitress type ogling her creepy boyfriend and the skeezy guy with the truck calls the boyfriend. I more or less automatically tuned him out and I suggest that you do the same. Said switches are done apparently at random as the announcer goes on and on about these fighters and how this is the fight of the century. The first nine minutes of the movie are devoted to switching back and forth between the truck and the skeezy man with the bad hat who is apparently in charge of it, a skanky young lady and her arrogant escort at the fight and the fight announcer. There is an immediate cut to a man in a cheap tuxedo shouting into a microphone in that overly-melodramatic fashion used by fight announcers everywhere. We open in Atlantic City, New Jersey, to a thrilling score and a two second shot of a large cargo plane and a giant tractor trailer (which are actually in Philadelphia, as it turns out).

Also a totally gratuitous bath and almost-sex scene. This is not a recommendation, by the way, simply an observation.)ДЄt any rate, this is a movie starring a pair of huge, CGI snakes, David Hewlett ,and a blonde with the prerequisite amount of cleavage. (As a side note, it is useful to have seen Python 2 before viewing this movie. This is a bad movie you can actually watch. On the bright side, itвЂ™s not вЂThe CavernвЂ™. I love SyfyвЂ™s (ugh) thematic bad movie marathons. I would go so far as to say that itвЂ™s a terrible movieвЂ¦ and yes, IвЂ™ve seen Anaconda, Boa, Python and Python 2, amongst many others. I then went out and found it second hand for a few dollars so that I could have it long-term just to share with the rest of you. I then forced two of my friends to watch it (for which they have yet to forgive me вЂ“ and this was six or seven years ago). I like David Hewlett almost as much as I like snakes. That fondness is reflected in the theme of this blog.Дў. I like snakes вЂ“ particularly constrictors. I am not ashamed to admit that I deliberately picked out this movie and brought it home. TodayвЂ™s movie is Boa vs Python, brought to you by the letters D and H and the number 2.